| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Bill May | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +1.00 (6.67%) |  |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| S | Clive Barker | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| 10.36 | +14.00 (12.28%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Neville Southall | K | |
|
+2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Joan Capdevilla | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Victor Prager | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | David Unsworth | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Phil Jagielka | D | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Landon Donovan | M | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Bradley Billingham | M | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Jack Rodwell | M | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Peter Reid | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Anders Limpar | M | |
|
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Derek Dick | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Denis Stracqualursi | R | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gary Speed | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gary Ablett | R | |
| +13.00 (7.56%) | 12.29 |