| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) |  |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 7.55 | +11.00 (13.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Walter Zenga | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Franco Baresi | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Alessandro Costacurta | D | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Fabio Cannavaro | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Noe Imaz | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Toni Alkorta | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Alasdair Laidlaw | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Demetrio Albertini | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Andrea Pirlo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Paolo Rossi | S | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Bernie Bower | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Paolo Maldini | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Petrut Azânei | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Arnaldo Sassarini | R | |
| +1.00 (0.78%) | 9.14 |