| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.82 | +9.00 (10.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Dani Zakay | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Simon Isakson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Shane Wilson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Rico Mendieta | D | |
|
-3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Donagh Noonan | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Orvo Harkimo | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sal Aceituno | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Sorele Nguea | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Günther Dittmar | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Steve Forde | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jim Matheson | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Lukas Küsters | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7.83 |