| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| R | Ken Dodd | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Giovanni Camargo | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 7.38 | +6.00 (6.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Leo Griffiths | K | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Marty Hutchinson | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Douglas Matheson | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Elmet Karusion | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Ermanno Brigani | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Wade Conner | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Juan Pablo Nacho | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Stu Osbourne | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Gert Engblom | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | William Lang | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Bidari Buisán | S | |
| -19.00 (-29.69%) | 5.82 |