| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | The Chef | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) |  |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Token Black | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Kenny McCormick | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| 11.83 | +17.00 (11.97%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Zoran Klaric | K | |
| -1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Tommy Cunningham | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Johannes Demir | D | |
| -3.00 (-20.00%) | 15 | Gallagher Ballylee | M | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Gerard Love | M | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Dominik Diamond | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Billy MacCalman | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Stuart Sutcliffe | S | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Dario Franchitti | S |
| -15.00 (-10.64%) | 12.82 |