| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Lazarz Kalisz | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| D | Jaap Stam | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Mãdãlin Boengiu | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Alírio Rio | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| D | Colin Greenwood | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | David Platt | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) |  |
| M | Don McIntyre | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Michael Laudrup | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Roy Keane | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Didier Deschamps | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| S | Elroy Mayor | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Godim Cativo | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Yousef Hani | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Faizel Verbond | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 8.86 | -23.00 (-18.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
|
+4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Christopher Hitchens | D |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Dick Rodger | D | |
|
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Paul Abbott | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dan Barker | M |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Douglas Adams | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Clive Barker | S | |
| +8.00 (6.30%) | 11.55 |