| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Vincent Baxter | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Darren Redmond | 16 | +4.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Ryan Sinclair | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | George Campbell | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Nigel Harris | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Tom Drake | 15 | -1.00 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Arthur Rycroft | 15 | -6.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Frank Castle | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Harry Ashton | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Jamie Foster | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| S | Eduard Oleinik | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Leon Barnes | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| 11.42 | +16.00 (11.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Dick Rodger | D | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Bill May | D |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Sid Livermore | D | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Friedrich Nietzsche | M | |
|
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Paul Abbott | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dan Barker | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Stephen Fry | S | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Douglas Adams | R |
| +20.00 (15.87%) | 10.50 |