| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Max Daltrey | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Martinho Malvas | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Ernie Filan | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Erik McGuinnes | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Portal Talb | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Nils Gabler | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | John-Erik Oscarsson | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Dutu Otravã | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Benito Scapolo | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Dennis Pfister | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| S | Liviu Brãdeanu | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Wim van der Heijden | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ivan Cardona | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Willie Mallett | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 7.36 | -2.00 (-1.94%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | El Satan | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | The Chef | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Kyle Broflovski | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Eric Cartman | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Token Black | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Timmy Burch | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Jimmy Valmer | M | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Starvin Marvin | M | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Kenny McCormick | S | |
|
+4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Officer Barbrady | S |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Stan Marsh | S |
| +18.00 (13.85%) | 11.82 |