| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |  |
| D | Craig Tucker | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Token Black | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| 12.00 | +42.00 (31.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dan Under | K | |
| +4.00 (26.67%) | 15 | Travis Album | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Jonny Rapper | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Phil Horny | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Wayne Cote | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Rowan Aboat | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Pete Bogg | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Clinton Administration | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Alan Key | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Grant Wishes | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ed Strong | S | |
| +13.00 (11.71%) | 10.09 |