| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Kyle Price | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Sean Bond | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Graham Tucker | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Simon Le Bon | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Ian Huntley | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | James Bedall | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Stuart Wheeler | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Peter Sutcliffe | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Adolph Hittler | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Marc Almond | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Mark Zippy | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Howard Jones | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | John Wayne Gacey | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ronnie Banke | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.00 | -12.00 (-10.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Les Dawson | D | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dawn French | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Moe Exelby | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Johan van der Linden | D | |
|
-2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Freddie Bridges | M | |
 |
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Giovanni Camargo | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | R | |
| +10.00 (10.42%) | 8.00 |