| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Kenny Everett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Bernard Manning | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Moe Exelby | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 8.14 | +14.00 (12.28%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-30.77%) | 13 | Coin Treau | K | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Victoria Bitter | D | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | James Squire | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Dani Aires | D |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Craig Gilfillan | D | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Marcin Turnau | D | |
| -5.00 (-35.71%) | 14 | Zin Fandel | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Temp Ranillo | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Jang-Ho Mae | M | |
|
+2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Bailie Nicol Jarvie | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Kenneth Ritchie | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Rajendra Arora | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Kurun Degiovanni | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Hayati Cetin | R | |
| -20.00 (-16.81%) | 8.50 |