| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |   |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Abe Harley | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Eric Sykes | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Moe Exelby | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| 8.00 | +21.00 (18.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | John Travolta | K | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Graham Tucker | D | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Simon Le Bon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Roger Taylor | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | James Bedall | M | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Sean Bond | M | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Stuart Wheeler | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Peter Sutcliffe | M | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | John Wayne Gacey | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Marc Almond | S |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Miguel Cortez | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ian Huntley | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Ronnie Banke | R | |
| -9.00 (-7.96%) | 8.69 |