| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Lucas Moore | 15 | +1.00 (6.67%) | |
| D | Darren Redmond | 16 | +3.00 (18.75%) | |
| D | George Campbell | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Nigel Harris | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Max Halford | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Tom Drake | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Frank Castle | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Harry Ashton | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Leon Barnes | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Jamie Foster | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| S | Roger Bradshaw | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| 11.55 | +13.00 (10.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Dawn French | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Moe Exelby | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Johan van der Linden | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Freddie Bridges | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Giovanni Camargo | S | |
| +4.00 (4.60%) | 7.91 |