| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | The Chef | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Token Black | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Milivoj Milojesovic | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 12.09 | +14.00 (10.53%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Jorge Campos | K | |
 |
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bobby Moore | D |
 |
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Gerard Pique | D |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Carlos Alberto Torres | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gary Cahill | D | |
| +1.00 (6.25%) | 16 | Ashley Young | M | |
|
-2.00 (-12.50%) | 16 | David Pizarro | M |
|
+4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | David Beckham | M |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jack Wilshere | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Theo Walcott | M |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Cristiano Ronaldo | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Steven Gerrard | R | |
| +15.00 (9.93%) | 12.58 |