| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bill May | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Paul Abbott | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Bill Gates | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 10.91 | +9.00 (7.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Jens Lehmann | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 17 | Martin Keown | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 16 | Sol Campbell | D | |
| -1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Kolo Toure | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Gael Clichy | D | |
| -1.00 (-6.25%) | 16 | Robert Pires | M | |
| -3.00 (-20.00%) | 15 | Patrick Vieira | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Freddie Ljungberg | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Edu Gasper | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gilberto Silva | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Thierry Henry | S | |
| -9.00 (-6.25%) | 13.09 |