| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | Craig Tucker | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Token Black | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Uncle Jimbo | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| 11.45 | +30.00 (23.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gordon Banks | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Road Runner | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Henery Hawk | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Wile E Coyote | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Pepé Le Pew | M | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Paul Merson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Goofy Gophers | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Elmer Fudd | M | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Foghorn Leghorn | S | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Aaron Ramsey | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Yosemite Sam | S | |
| -8.00 (-7.02%) | 10.36 |