| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Abe Harley | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.33 | +8.00 (8.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Valery Seslavin | K | |
| -5.00 (-50.00%) | 10 | Saman Ahmedi | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lucifer Moisiuc | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jimmy Giuffre | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Eike Kaiser | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Willy Main | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Django Reinhardt | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Teodor Møller-Jensen | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Tor-Ivar Østlyngen | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Dion Townson | S | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Matteus Vrede | S | |
| -29.00 (-38.16%) | 6.91 |