| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| D | Dick Rodger | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bill May | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Sid Livermore | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Alf Seward | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Clive Barker | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Douglas Adams | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| R | Stephen Hawking | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 10.43 | +8.00 (5.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gordon Banks | K | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Road Runner | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Henery Hawk | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Wile E Coyote | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Porky Pig | D | |
|
-1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Pepé Le Pew | M |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Paul Merson | M | |
|
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Goofy Gophers | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Speedy Gonzales | M | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Foghorn Leghorn | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Tweety Pie | S | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Yosemite Sam | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Daffy Duck | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Tasmanian Devil | R | |
| -10.00 (-8.26%) | 8.64 |