| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Lucas Moore | 16 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | George Campbell | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |  |
| D | Nigel Harris | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Max Halford | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Arthur Rycroft | 16 | +4.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Geoff Harper | 16 | +2.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Harry Ashton | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Leon Barnes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Clark Frostbury | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Roger Bradshaw | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) | |
| S | Eduard Oleinik | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.55 | +15.00 (11.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | El Satan | K | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Craig Tucker | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | The Chef | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Kyle Broflovski | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Eric Cartman | D | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Token Black | M | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Timmy Burch | M | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Starvin Marvin | M | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jimmy Valmer | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Claudiu Gogoasã | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Stan Marsh | S | |
| -14.00 (-10.45%) | 12.18 |