| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tito Carreras | 15 | -2.00 (-13.33%) | |
| D | Pär Bramhag | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Rob Anybody | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Daft Wullie | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Wee Jock Jock | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Borys Kielak | 13 | -5.00 (-38.46%) | |
| M | Big Aggie | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Horace The Cheese | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Big Yan | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Medium Sized Jock | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Wee Dangerous Spike | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Wee Hamish | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.08 | -7.00 (-8.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | El Satan | K | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Tuong Lu Kim | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Eric Cartman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Mr Mackay | D | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Token Black | M | |
 |
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Starvin Marvin | M |
 |
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Jimmy Valmer | M |
|
+4.00 (80.00%) | 5 | Sol Nichols | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Claudiu Gogoasã | M |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Officer Barbrady | S |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Stan Marsh | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Uncle Jimbo | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Milivoj Milojesovic | R | |
| +22.00 (17.05%) | 9.92 |