| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | The Chef | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | Eric Cartman | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Mr Mackay | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Sol Nichols | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Uncle Jimbo | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Milivoj Milojesovic | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Tuong Lu Kim | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| R | Jimmy Valmer | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| R | Stan Marsh | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.93 | +30.00 (19.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Simeon Dokic | K | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Pär Bramhag | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Wee Mad Arthur | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Daft Wullie | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Rob Anybody | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Wee Jock Jock | D | |
| -4.00 (-30.77%) | 13 | Borys Kielak | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Big Aggie | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Big Yan | M | |
| +4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Johnny Landén | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Wee Dangerous Spike | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Wee Hamish | R | |
| -9.00 (-10.59%) | 7.08 |