| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Demen Ted | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Fran Tic | 14 | +6.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Maniac Al | 12 | +6.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Mike Sturrock | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Leonard Mayer | 8 | +5.00 (62.50%) | |
| M | Ment Al | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| M | Lun Atic | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Willy Doodle | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Léon Poncelet | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Oswald Thackeray | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Freak Out | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| R | Crazy Gaga | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Kelvin Hayter | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.31 | +42.00 (31.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Awesome McCoolname | K | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Davide Santon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Philipp Lahm | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Torvald Nygaard | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Alexis Sanchez | M | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Mario Balotelli | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Eden Hazard | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Mario Gotze | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Luka Modric | M | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Javier Hernandez | S | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Alessandro Matri | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Kyle Walker | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Lionel Messi | R | |
| +10.00 (6.99%) | 11.00 |