| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Lazarz Kalisz | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Jaap Stam | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Arménio Beleza | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Faizel Verbond | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Don McIntyre | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | Michael Laudrup | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| M | Roy Keane | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Quinn Lynot | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Karl-Gunnar Wollberg | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Allen Green | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Yousef Hani | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Godim Cativo | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Alírio Rio | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Elroy Mayor | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| 10.21 | +6.00 (4.20%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Dawn French | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Johan van der Linden | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Moe Exelby | D | |
|
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Dick Emery | M |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Bernard Manning | M |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Ronnie Corbett | S |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Giovanni Camargo | S |
| +25.00 (23.81%) | 9.55 |