| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Joe Astley | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Abe Harley | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Rhod Gilbert | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ronnie Corbett | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.77 | +15.00 (13.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Lazarz Kalisz | K | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Jaap Stam | D | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Arménio Beleza | D |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Mãdãlin Boengiu | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Faizel Verbond | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Don McIntyre | M |
| -5.00 (-41.67%) | 12 | Michael Laudrup | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Godim Cativo | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Quinn Lynot | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Karl-Gunnar Wollberg | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Yousef Hani | S | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Roy Keane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alírio Rio | R | |
| -6.00 (-4.58%) | 10.08 |