| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Abe Harley | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.08 | +5.00 (4.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Kurt Libuda | K | |
| +2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Jesus Strindberg | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Jay McManaman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Norman Jarvis | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Kevin Sheedy | M |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Hugh G Rection | M |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Jens Kienle | M | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Ralph Sønck | M |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gervásio Solento | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Theodore Cruz | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Kelsey Alvington | S | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sergio Yepes | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hilding Netterstedt | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Maxime Roch | R | |
| +10.00 (6.21%) | 11.50 |