| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Clive Quayle | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) |  |
| M | Timmy Burch | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Token Black | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Uncle Jimbo | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| 12.00 | +11.00 (8.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Lazarz Kalisz | K | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Jaap Stam | D | |
|
-1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Lui França | D |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Mãdãlin Boengiu | D |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Faizel Verbond | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Don McIntyre | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Michael Laudrup | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Roy Keane | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Quinn Lynot | M | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Rufus Sutton | S | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Yousef Hani | S | |
| -9.00 (-6.98%) | 11.73 |