| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ronnie Corbett | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Joe Astley | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Brian Churchill | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.29 | +21.00 (16.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Lucas Moore | K | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Ryan Sinclair | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | George Campbell | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Nigel Harris | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jake Bosworth | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Bob Chisholm | D |
|
-2.00 (-12.50%) | 16 | Geoff Harper | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Harry Ashton | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Clark Frostbury | M | |
|
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Roger Bradshaw | S |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Victor Chamberlain | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Vincent Baxter | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Eduard Oleinik | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Max Halford | R | |
| +2.00 (1.37%) | 10.43 |