| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tomas Milan | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Robert Eskilson | 13 | +1.30 (10.00%) | |
| D | Hugo Catarino | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| D | Benedetto Rutzittu | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| M | Rosario Corral | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Adel Muslih | 9 | +2.50 (27.78%) |  |
| 8.33 | +5.50 (11.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| -14.30 (-28.04%) | 5.10 |