| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stelica Amãriucãi | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Matteus Wickman | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) | |
| D | Rolf Angerås | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| M | Manne Wargloo | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) |  |
| M | Tor Fältskog | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) |  |
| M | Lancelot Ruffer | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Tome Prpic | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| S | Jon Ellemark | 9 | -0.80 (-8.89%) | |
| S | Agostinho Campelo | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| S | Juan-José Pavon | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| 7.60 | +0.90 (1.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -1.40 (-28.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -11.20 (-24.89%) | 5.00 |