| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fernando de Valdés | 11 | +0.30 (2.73%) | |
| D | Francisco Xavier de Mier | 9 | +2.10 (23.33%) |  |
| D | Arnaut Catalan | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Diego Deza | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| M | Nicholas Eymerich | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) |  |
| M | Heinrich Institoris | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| M | Pedro de Arbués | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| M | Luis Mercader Escolano | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| S | Konrad von Marburg | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| S | Tomás de Torquemada | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Ximénes de Cisneros | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 7.82 | +1.80 (2.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| +0.60 (15.00%) | 4 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| -1.40 (-28.00%) | 5 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -12.10 (-26.89%) | 5.00 |