| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 5 | -1.60 (-32.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Calvin Cunthunter | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| 5.25 | -7.30 (-17.38%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Fernando de Valdés | K | |
| +1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Francisco Xavier de Mier | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Arnaut Catalan | D | |
 |
+2.90 (41.43%) | 7 | Alonso de Hojeda | D |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Diego Deza | D | |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Nicholas Eymerich | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Heinrich Institoris | M | |
 |
+0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Luis Mercader Escolano | M |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Pedro de Arbués | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Konrad von Marburg | S | |
|
-0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Tomás de Torquemada | S |
| +9.70 (11.15%) | 7.91 |