| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jesse Roy | 7 | -1.90 (-27.14%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +2.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 12 | +0.90 (7.50%) | |
| D | Road Runner | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 13 | -1.20 (-9.23%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 12 | -2.50 (-20.83%) |  |
| M | David Platt | 12 | -4.70 (-39.17%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| M | Paul Merson | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) |  |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 13 | +0.80 (6.15%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.55 | -8.40 (-7.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Shay Patrick | K | |
| -1.40 (-9.33%) | 15 | Marlon Brando | D | |
| -1.50 (-12.50%) | 12 | Richard Blake | D | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Son Khiaosa-Ard | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Billy Joss | D | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Horia Jula | D | |
| -1.70 (-14.17%) | 12 | Matt Damon | M | |
|
-1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Sérgio Estanqueiro | M |
| -1.30 (-21.67%) | 6 | Benny Sturges | M | |
| -1.80 (-25.71%) | 7 | Gus MacFarlane | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Dougal McAvoy | S |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Wojciech Sulinski | R | |
| -14.00 (-13.73%) | 8.50 |