| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jealous Jeff | 8 | +3.10 (38.75%) | |
| D | Lady Eve | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| D | Toni von Fersen | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| D | Dame Daisy | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Stuart Kenton | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| M | Grr Ass Bandits | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Antonello Zelano | 3 | +0.70 (23.33%) |  |
| S | Torsten Harmander | 10 | -1.20 (-12.00%) |  |
| S | Aron Ulmstedt | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| S | Melvin Wallinder | 5 | +0.60 (12.00%) | |
| R | Gayboy Chrille | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| 6.92 | +5.80 (6.99%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| -3.00 (-5.26%) | 5.18 |