| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stu MacBay | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| D | Ted McGreal | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) | |
| D | Scott Toe | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) |  |
| D | Mark Berry | 3 | +2.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Bernth Berggren | 3 | +1.70 (56.67%) | |
| M | Johnny MacGow | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Glen Agnew | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| M | Graham McPherson | 3 | +0.60 (20.00%) | |
| M | Karpov Orosz | 3 | +0.20 (6.67%) | |
| S | Shaun Malcolmson | 9 | +1.40 (15.56%) | |
| S | Neal McStone | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) |  |
| R | Jarl Hallengren | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.50 | +10.70 (13.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +1.40 (2.50%) | 5.09 |