| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Des Devine | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| D | Séanan Parson | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) |  |
| D | Phillip Foley | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| D | Sweeney Colmán | 6 | +1.50 (25.00%) | |
| M | Aodh Dublin | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Riordan Gillian | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| M | Godofredo Sameiro | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Juliano Mendonça | 4 | -0.70 (-17.50%) |  |
| S | Steve Forde | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Jim Matheson | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Mike Mellor | 4 | -0.50 (-12.50%) | |
| 6.91 | +2.60 (3.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.80 (-63.33%) | 6 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -3.60 (-51.43%) | 7 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| -2.70 (-54.00%) | 5 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -3.50 (-58.33%) | 6 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -3.70 (-61.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| -4.00 (-66.67%) | 6 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -4.20 (-70.00%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -2.60 (-43.33%) | 6 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| -3.10 (-51.67%) | 6 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -3.60 (-60.00%) | 6 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| -37.10 (-56.21%) | 6.00 |