| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gordon Banks | 14 | +0.30 (2.14%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +3.90 (30.00%) | |
| D | Rio Ferdinand | 12 | +2.80 (23.33%) | |
| D | Emile Songoo | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| M | Bryan Robson | 13 | -1.90 (-14.62%) | |
| M | David Platt | 12 | +2.70 (22.50%) |  |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 12 | +2.30 (19.17%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) |  |
| M | Goofy Gophers | 4 | +2.30 (57.50%) | |
| S | Geoff Hurst | 13 | +1.30 (10.00%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 10 | +1.20 (12.00%) | |
| R | Paul Merson | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| 10.25 | +18.40 (14.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | El Satan | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Craig Tucker | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tuong Lu Kim | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | The Chef | D | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Timmy Burch | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Percival Holden | M | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Starvin Marvin | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Token Black | M | |
| -1.70 (-24.29%) | 7 | Reginald Carter | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Officer Barbrady | S | |
| -3.10 (-38.75%) | 8 | Kenny McCormick | S | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Jimmy Valmer | R | |
| -12.00 (-13.48%) | 7.42 |