| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Hamilton Hipi Iti | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| D | Mihalis Bletsas | 15 | +3.40 (22.67%) | |
| D | Clive Camembert | 12 | +2.90 (24.17%) | |
| D | Evald Emmental | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| M | Clint Toman | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) |  |
| M | Andrei Kanchelskis | 12 | +0.40 (3.33%) | |
| M | Xavier Xynomizithra | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| M | Maximilliam Mascarpone | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| M | Faisel Feta | 4 | +1.10 (27.50%) | |
| S | Emile Heskey | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Carlos Cambazola | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) | |
| R | Sergio Saint Agur | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) |  |
| 9.17 | +14.00 (12.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Billy Moxey | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Craig Tucker | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | The Chef | D | |
| -1.10 (-15.71%) | 7 | Mark Volkmer | D | |
| -2.20 (-27.50%) | 8 | Timmy Burch | M | |
| -3.40 (-42.50%) | 8 | Jimmy Valmer | M | |
| -1.10 (-15.71%) | 7 | Starvin Marvin | M | |
| -1.80 (-25.71%) | 7 | Reginald Carter | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Kenny McCormick | S | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Officer Barbrady | S | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Stan Marsh | S | |
| -16.70 (-20.37%) | 7.45 |