| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ignacio Maldonado | 6 | -3.70 (-61.67%) | |
| D | Karl Willetts | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| D | Carlos Gregório | 5 | -2.70 (-54.00%) | |
| D | Fabio Cannavaro | 5 | -3.50 (-70.00%) | |
| D | Jere Ylönen | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| M | Alin-Andrei Malancea | 8 | -5.10 (-63.75%) | |
| M | Herea Verean | 6 | -1.60 (-26.67%) | |
| M | Toni Alkorta | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| M | Steven Burbage | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| M | Alasdair Laidlaw | 4 | -1.90 (-47.50%) | |
| S | Geoffrey Zipper | 5 | -3.10 (-62.00%) | |
| 5.27 | -30.00 (-51.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.80 (-46.67%) | 6 | Tommy Cooper | K | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Peter Cook | D | |
 |
-2.70 (-30.00%) | 9 | Tony Hancock | M |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Norman Wisdom | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Thora Hird | M | |
 |
+1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Ronnie Barker | S |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| -9.10 (-12.82%) | 6.45 |