| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jealous Jeff | 9 | +3.70 (41.11%) | |
| D | Gayboy Chrille | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| D | Lady Eve | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| D | Toni von Fersen | 8 | +3.60 (45.00%) | |
| D | Dame Daisy | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Romeu Bilardo | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) |  |
| M | Lambert Gooding | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| M | Grr Ass Bandits | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) |  |
| M | Per-Anders Ryfors | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| S | Melvin Wallinder | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| R | Lady Seven | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 7.83 | +21.70 (23.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.70 (10.00%) | 7 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M | |
| -1.10 (-15.71%) | 7 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -1.50 (-25.00%) | 6 | Freddie Fuckface | M | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Vukasin Radojicic | S | |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -7.90 (-11.45%) | 6.90 |