| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ronald Gerhardsson | 7 | -3.60 (-51.43%) | |
| D | Per-Erik Myrestedt | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Juan Ignacio Valcarce | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Omar Recoba | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| M | Miki Hyodo | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| M | Marco van Heijswijk | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| M | Felipe Negredo | 5 | -2.80 (-56.00%) | |
| M | Bill Ebwelle | 5 | -3.00 (-60.00%) | |
| M | Albert Ramström | 4 | -1.80 (-45.00%) | |
| S | Juan-Carlos Valdano | 5 | -3.70 (-74.00%) | |
| S | Claudio di Stefano | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| R | Ainsley McGreat | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 5.00 | -27.40 (-45.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Leigh Maddock | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Jeffery Myer | M |
 |
+0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Willie Ellison | M |
|
+2.80 (46.67%) | 6 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Vukasin Radojicic | S | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Calvin Cunthunter | S | |
| +9.40 (12.53%) | 6.82 |