| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Leigh Maddock | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) |  |
| D | Denny Dildo | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| M | Jeffery Myer | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Willie Ellison | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 6 | +2.70 (45.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| S | Vukasin Radojicic | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| S | Calvin Cunthunter | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| 6.82 | +9.50 (12.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Jealous Jeff | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| +1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Lady Eve | D | |
|
+2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Toni von Fersen | D |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Dame Daisy | D | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Torleif Efraimsson | M |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Grr Ass Bandits | M | |
|
+2.20 (44.00%) | 5 | Jimmy Bylund | M |
| +1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | Per-Anders Ryfors | M | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Duff The Puff | M | |
| -2.90 (-32.22%) | 9 | Torsten Harmander | S | |
| +9.40 (11.75%) | 7.27 |