| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tommy Cooper | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| D | Joyce Grenfell | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 6 | -2.30 (-38.33%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 4 | -1.10 (-27.50%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 4 | -1.40 (-35.00%) | |
| M | Tony Hancock | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) |  |
| M | Eric Sykes | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) |  |
| M | Bernard Manning | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Thora Hird | 4 | -1.60 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Barker | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| 5.64 | -6.40 (-10.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.70 (-74.00%) | 5 | Ignacio Maldonado | K | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Alessandro Costacurta | D | |
| -1.80 (-45.00%) | 4 | Karl Willetts | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Fabio Cannavaro | D | |
| -1.30 (-43.33%) | 3 | Carlos Gregório | D | |
| -4.50 (-64.29%) | 7 | Alin-Andrei Malancea | M | |
| -1.80 (-45.00%) | 4 | Toni Alkorta | M | |
| -1.90 (-47.50%) | 4 | Demetrio Albertini | M | |
| -1.90 (-47.50%) | 4 | Steven Burbage | M | |
| -3.30 (-55.00%) | 6 | Emesto Marcolini | S | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Geoffrey Zipper | S | |
| -27.00 (-54.00%) | 4.55 |