| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tommy Cooper | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| D | Joyce Grenfell | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 6 | +3.20 (53.33%) | |
| D | Max Miller | 6 | +2.90 (48.33%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| M | Tony Hancock | 8 | +3.60 (45.00%) |  |
| M | Ken Dodd | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 4 | +1.50 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Thora Hird | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| S | Ronnie Barker | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Norman Wisdom | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| 6.25 | +20.20 (26.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.70 (30.00%) | 9 | Jealous Jeff | K | |
| +2.80 (31.11%) | 9 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| +2.60 (28.89%) | 9 | Lady Eve | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Dame Daisy | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Lambert Gooding | M | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Romeu Bilardo | M | |
| -1.80 (-25.71%) | 7 | Torleif Efraimsson | M | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Grr Ass Bandits | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Per-Anders Ryfors | M | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Torsten Harmander | S | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Melvin Wallinder | S | |
| +7.00 (8.33%) | 7.64 |