| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 9 | -0.10 (-1.11%) |  |
| D | Mark Volkmer | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) |  |
| M | Percival Holden | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| S | Frank Asterhed | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| R | Officer Barbrady | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | The Chef | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| R | Token Black | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| 7.64 | +7.00 (6.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Chester Spooner | K | |
| -1.70 (-24.29%) | 7 | Sean Bond | D | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Graham Tucker | D | |
| -1.90 (-47.50%) | 4 | Simon Le Bon | D | |
| -2.40 (-60.00%) | 4 | Joaquim Terroba | D | |
| -5.60 (-43.08%) | 13 | James Bedall | M | |
| -1.60 (-13.33%) | 12 | Mike Motson | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Stuart Wheeler | M | |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Barry Richardson | M | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Martin Kemp | M | |
| -1.50 (-15.00%) | 10 | Robert Duffy | S | |
| -1.60 (-32.00%) | 5 | Kerry Price | R | |
| -21.50 (-26.54%) | 6.75 |