| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| D | The Chef | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 9 | +0.50 (5.56%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| M | Percival Holden | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 9 | +1.50 (16.67%) |  |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| R | Frank Asterhed | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| R | Token Black | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| R | Mark Volkmer | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| 8.29 | +9.40 (8.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (1.43%) | 14 | Baileys Irish Cream | K | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Stein Lager | D | |
| +2.80 (21.54%) | 13 | Guin Ness | D | |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Victoria Bitter | D | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Am Stel | D | |
|
+2.70 (19.29%) | 14 | Viog Nier | M |
| +0.30 (2.50%) | 12 | Petit Verdot | M | |
| -3.60 (-30.00%) | 12 | Zin Fandel | M | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Dol Cetto | M | |
|
+3.50 (26.92%) | 13 | Bailie Nicol Jarvie | S |
|
+1.80 (30.00%) | 6 | Ard Beg | S |
| -0.50 (-3.85%) | 13 | Heine Ken | R | |
| +1.40 (11.67%) | 12 | Glen Moray | R | |
| +15.00 (10.14%) | 11.38 |