| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jong-Woo Gim | 7 | +0.30 (4.29%) | |
| D | Salvatore Bertone | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| D | Olavo Souza | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) | |
| D | Jed Strevans | 6 | +3.50 (58.33%) | |
| D | Raymond Hellowell | 6 | +3.20 (53.33%) | |
| M | Hugh MacMaster | 11 | -1.60 (-14.55%) | |
| M | Bartolomeu Faro | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) |  |
| M | Torben Raabe | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Moreno | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) | |
| S | Liam Garrett | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| S | Ambjörn Bom | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| 6.82 | +14.00 (18.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +2.70 (30.00%) | 9 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Dick Stillhard | D | |
|
+1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Billy Bullshit | D |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -2.70 (-30.00%) | 9 | Titty McNipple | M | |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
|
+0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Abraham Arsehole | M | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Gaylord Focker | R | |
| +5.20 (5.25%) | 8.25 |