| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 9 | +3.30 (36.67%) | |
| D | Dick Stillhard | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| M | Titty McNipple | 9 | -1.20 (-13.33%) |  |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 8 | +2.90 (36.25%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| M | Abraham Arsehole | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| R | Spike Sperminator | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) |  |
| R | Benny Beavers | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| 8.15 | +17.90 (16.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Jong-Woo Gim | K | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Salvatore Bertone | D | |
| +1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Olavo Souza | D | |
| +2.60 (43.33%) | 6 | Jed Strevans | D | |
| +2.20 (36.67%) | 6 | Raymond Hellowell | D | |
| -2.50 (-22.73%) | 11 | Hugh MacMaster | M | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Baladi Sanz | M | |
| +0.60 (15.00%) | 4 | Cristiano Moreno | M | |
| -2.50 (-27.78%) | 9 | Liam Garrett | S | |
| +1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Aron Englid | S | |
| +0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Ambjörn Bom | S | |
| +4.70 (6.03%) | 7.09 |