| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jealous Jeff | 9 | -1.80 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Gayboy Chrille | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Lady Eve | 10 | +3.40 (34.00%) | |
| D | Kirk Beckford | 10 | -7.30 (-73.00%) | |
| D | Toni von Fersen | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) | |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Lady Seven | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Grr Ass Bandits | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| M | Romeu Bilardo | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Hilmar Gretarson | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| S | Pierre Lindblad | 6 | -3.30 (-55.00%) | |
| 8.27 | -10.30 (-11.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
 |
+2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Denny Dildo | D |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Dick Stillhard | D | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Benny Beavers | D | |
 |
-0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Titty McNipple | M |
| +2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
|
+2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Virgin Hardcock | M |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
|
+1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Abraham Arsehole | M |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Tracy Twatcrusher | S | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Gaylord Focker | R | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Billy Bullshit | R | |
| +15.70 (14.95%) | 8.08 |