| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Max Miller | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| S | Marcio Quintal | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 4 | -0.70 (-17.50%) | |
| R | Tony Hancock | 9 | +0.40 (4.44%) | |
| R | Benny Hill | 3 | -0.20 (-6.67%) | |
| 6.23 | -2.50 (-3.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Keisuke Mukoda | K | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Danny Shittu | D | |
 |
-0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Rod Fanni | D |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Rafael Scheidt | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.00%) | 10 | John Quist | M | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Wayne Wanklyn | M | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Stefan Kuntz | M | |
| -2.70 (-45.00%) | 6 | Mateo Quino | M | |
| -2.10 (-42.00%) | 5 | Brian Pinas | M | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Hugo Efraimsen | S | |
 |
-0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Tó Madeira | S |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Ned Weller | R | |
| -15.60 (-20.53%) | 6.33 |