| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Max Miller | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| D | Joyce Grenfell | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 3 | -0.60 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| R | Tony Hancock | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| R | Kenny Everett | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| R | Marcio Quintal | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) | |
| 6.29 | +3.60 (4.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Matteo De Quarto | K | |
 |
-0.20 (-1.43%) | 14 | Jude Madeley | D |
| +1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Franco Baresi | D | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Karl Willetts | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fabio Cannavaro | D | |
| -6.60 (-47.14%) | 14 | David Cambiasso | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Steven Burbage | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Demetrio Albertini | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Toni Alkorta | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Alasdair Laidlaw | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Geoffrey Zipper | S |
| -5.30 (-5.89%) | 8.18 |